Friday, April 25, 2025

april 25

Childproof Locks

and so the people elected a regime of rich white-supremacist homophobic transphobic misogynists who saw this as their last shot to grab as much as they could before the people caught on to their grift and before the world ended accusation equaled confession with these assholes every word they spewed was projection they didn't just want power and money they were sadists and sociopaths and sickos the fact that their cartoonish villainy was not just tolerated or ignored but actually defended and even extolled was sickening we found it impossible to respect anyone who had ever thought that giving such dangerous buffoons the keys to the car would result in anything other than a horrible wreck those of us trapped in the back seat unable to open the doors due to the childproof locks that we were assured had been installed for our own safety felt mangled and paralyzed even before impact we saw the cliff approaching faster and faster and felt unable to stop the madmen behind the wheel who assumed that just before the vehicle flew off the edge and exploded in flames at the bottom they would be able to jump free at the last minute and that the wads of bills stuffed inside their suits would buffer them from serious injury as it had their whole lives that they would stand up and brush themselves off and walk away unscathed

and they were right

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